11th
Where is my glow?!
I’m just going to come out and say it. This unwanted pregnancy is making me look really ugly. I’m serious. I look terrible right now. I really do. I’m puffy and bloaty and my face is pale. I keep getting breakouts. I can’t be bothered to do much more with my hair than brush it back into a ponytail. And I’ve been wearing no makeup and my “comfy” jeans and my “comfy” fake-Uggs pretty much every day because it’s pretty much all I can muster up the energy for in the mornings.
Also, my boobs are all-kinds of huge right now and don’t fit properly into my bras so I inevitably get that quadra-boob line and keep having to adjust. Or they just pop out of my shirt. I can literally feel them bounce and jiggle when I walk, like I’m hiding two enormous servings of flan under my shirt.
All this (she says with a dramatic sweep) combined with the nuts-o mood swings and the puking, and I’m starting to feel like I should just be quarantined until “the procedure” is complete and I can go back to being my normal, non-surly self.
